Shit son I'm lame

Woah man the fuck do I put here.


and i hate when people on here try to glorify not having friends like shut up it’s fucking horrible i had like maybe one friend throughout all of high school and it’s an awful and seemingly meaningless existence that serves only to make you feel shitty about yourself it’s not fucking cute

(via ledengary)

—Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves





Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

i love tumblr omfg

i fucken cant

(via meowjuanaa)


best friends more like “hey I found porn of your OTP here you go”

(via hyukdeer)



isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)